Secures Funding from Mexico for Presidential Race
Billionaire extraordinaire, Donald Trump, has solved his funding problem as he becomes the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. In a singular dealmaking stroke of genius, Trump has enlisted the aid of the Mexican government to fund his campaign once he is officially crowned at the convention in July.
In return, Trump has promised that he will only seek from Mexico, 50% of the cost to build the wall (a steal). Now estimated to cost around 50 billion, it is substantially greater than his previous 14 billion figure offered earlier in the campaign. When asked about the new figure, Trump again emphasized his determination to build not just any wall, but a “great” wall that Americans can be proud of.
He volunteered further, if allowed to use undocumented workers he could probably shave about 12 billion off the final cost.
The other concession granted to Enrique Peña Nieto, the President of Mexico, that while campaigning, Trump would wear a T-shirt that reads: “I truly love the Mexican people —you know, the ones that aren’t criminals, rapists and drug dealers”.
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